The NUFC Wind Up Continues – fanx Mike fanx Alan

The first few games of this season I have been absolutely staggered that our magnificent support has dragged in gates of over 51,000 and 49,000. The reason being is that this is my first year that I’ve decided to jack games at St James’ Park. I know many people who have also decided to terminate their physical support. Most Newcastle fans of our generation tend to think that we are THE most loyal support there is anywhere in football in the entire globe. I certainly do. It’s extremely arrogant of us to many, but it’s also an absolute fact.

Second Division in 1984, BRITAIN’s third best supported club then. Lost Keegan, within four years, we’d lost three more of the best five footballers in the country in Waddle, Beardsley and Gascoigne. I think every support has a sort of genetic principle. Liverpool’s is to be cunts. Arsenal’s is to be boring people who should disappear to Twickenham. Newcastle United’s is to be the most pathetically loyal people in global sport. It is arrogant but it’s true. It was true in the 1940’s (World Record Average Gate while in DIVISION TWO!), it was true in the 1950’s, the desolate 70’s and 80’s, and despite winning absolutely fuck all in the 90’s, 00’s and the first half of the 2010’s we had England’s second largest gates….now ONLY third since Arsenal built their ground.

It’s sad as fuck. It hurts me it always will. The fact is we are no further forward. Our owner is now worth £4,000,000,000. Incredible. This summer he was entitled to a £200,000,000 pay out for him personally within his personal business. It’s HIS personally anyway the 4 billion, but no he’ll leave it there, he won’t use it to develop his football club. Since we were promoted to the Premier League in 2010, Newcastle have generally been in terms of income between 16th and 25th richest club in the entire globe. Now this is below what we should be achieving straight away but it’s still significant. Baring in mind in the period from 2007 to 2010, due to his own mistakes to start with, we grasped far more from player sales than we spent on player purchases.

Anyway I do apologise for my blatant lack of intellect, but I could write this a thousand different ways and my conclusion would always be MIKE ASHLEY IS A CUNT. He’s spent £6m on players in 4 years at a massive club while scraping his own funds back. A billionaire who legally was shown to be a liar by Kevin Keegan, and a fanbase that I deludedly think could easily be over a million. He’s a bastard who I hope walks the streets soon with ebola. I’ll also scorn Newcastle fans who forge the tiniest corner of respect for “Mike”.

I’m old enough to remember the Gordon McKeag era. McKeag was massively abused. I was 10 years of age, and jumped on a pathetic bandwagon. When you look back at 1988 McKeag was like Mother Theresa compared to this fat bastard. He was barely a personal millionaire himself. He took over from Stan Seymour, and when we look back at dealings like selling Gascoigne and Beardsley, we built a £4m Milburn Stand (because of Valley Parade), and people need to remember the £3.2m we raised on Gazza, Paul Stephenson and Neil McDonald was all reinvested in the side, all of it. Our fans started that 88/89 season in good spirits. John Robertson was the top scorer in Scotland, John Hendrie was rated highly, same with Cup winners Andy Thorn and Dave Beasant. It all fell to pieces and McKeag was massively hated. He would have received even worse abuse than Ashley looking back without 4 billion quid in his Lloyds TSB. McKeag should be disliked 00000.1% as much as this fat scum bag.

The club is on hold. Pardew is a fucking arsehole, his comments after the recent Crystal Palace game about the fans being partly responsible for the 96th minute equaliser because of their enthusiasm show him up for what he is. A disgrace. Imagine FFS/Hall doing to that to Robson/Keegan. The club is a joke. We needed a striker so badly it’s unreal, and every single one of our astonising fanbase knew it was never going to happen on that last day. We were completely obliterated by Hull City. “Mike I need a faakin striker.”….”weww you’ve spent firty seven miww sahn”, aye but he’s spent basically fuck all in terms of income and expenditure over four years. I love Newcastle I really do, I’ve watched far, far worse Newcastle teams than the current one, 1991 was a tragic side, but I’d have watched them in the Fourth Division.

I’ve watched Newcastle United since 1985, with a season ticket since 1991, and that game against Cardiff we won 3-0, last game of last season is the last time I go again whilst Fatty and that Cheeky Grey Haired Bastard have anything to do with us. I know loads of people who have finished it, and I hope we win every game we play, and hope everyone who has spent further money on these bastards gets value, but not me. We honestly could be AT LEAST as expensively valued as Tottenham but we’re being ran like Reggie Perrin ran his pathetic million quid company. Cheap, chatty and shit. The support who is still there, well they’re second to none. The likes of Everton would get 25,000 for this. The likes of Liverpool got 33,000 under Houllier for this.

There’s no support in the country like us, but he will continue to lose people if he doesn’t either sell us or absolutely change how he has ran us for nearly 8 years. It’s truly incredible that thousands of people haven’t given up, have shown loyalty, yet the club won’t sign a striker. John Hall had the amazing Les Ferdinand, did we need a striker? Possibly but it certainly wasn’t an imperitive like it is today. What did Keegan and Hall do? Broke the world transfer record for the greatest striker we’ve ever had, and even then still added one of South America’s most skillful 90’s strikers. This man is a twat. Anyone who supports him is a twat too. The type of bloke who got divorced, paid his wife a British record £50m in a divorce settlement and laughed about it. The type of bloke that went in Asper’s Casino in Newcastle lost £1.3m on the top table, and walked out laughing saying “hahaha oh weww faak it”, in other words a cunt.

GET OUT OF OUR CLUB YOU FAT COCKNEY BASTARD GET OUT OF OUR CLUB!!!!!