Pardew – The man who wrote the book on excuses

It’s been a good week for Newcastle, a brilliant week, and I suppose Pardew deserves some praise irrespective of how lucky we were second half against Tottenham. Even a draw would’ve been a canny result.

I wish he’d shut up about the effect Europe has on players though.

Lets have a look at the MASSIVE IMPACT Europe has had on other teams

Stoke City
10/11 (without European football) 46 points
11/12 (with European football) 45 points
12/13 (without European football) 41 points.

They did better league wise when they were in Europe.

Aston Villa
08/09 (without European football) 6th
09/10 (with European football) 6th
10/11 (with European football) 9th
11/12 (without European football) 16th

Their 2011/2012 season they finished 26 point worse off without European football than when they were in it.

Fulham
08/09 (without European football) 53 points
09/10 (with European football) 46 points
10/11 (without European football) 49 points
11/12 (with European football) 52 points
12/13 (without European football) 43 points

Actually NINE points worse off when they weren’t in Europe than when they were

Everton
06/07 (without European football) 58 points
07/08 (with European football) 65 points
08/09 (with European football) 63 points
09/10 (without European football) 61 points

Everton actually generated LESS points in the two seasons they were out of Europe, than the two seasons they were in it.

As Villas-Boas said, it’s a load of bollocks and a shit excuse. Squads should be big enough to deal with it, the fact Tottenham were better in the second half only emphasise his point. It’s a lazy excuse. You just need to look at 02/03 for us. http://nufc.com/html/2002-03fixtures.html 16 league games after Midweek European fixtures – P16 W14 D2 L0. If you look at the link I provided. We played the mackems 56 hours after playing in Kiev, and won. Played WBA four days after being in Italy and won and so on. I couldn’t agree more with Villas Boas, and the point becomes even more solid when you think in our case last season and certainly Tottenham’s case, in many of these games we were starting with 7 and 8 players who weren’t starting league games. Pardew should have a first class honours degree in excuses, and be doing lectures about them at Oxford University. Did Sir Bobby Robson moan? The thing is about the Champions League as well is you are more inclined to play your best side. How many times did we play our strongest eleven, especially in the early rounds? Some of the games there was no more than four first teamers last season.

We started last season (like we have this season) basically signing nobody, and there’s no way in the world he was happy with the situation. The only reason that fat bastard gave him money in the January is because it’s easier to spend £22m on players than lose £70m with the threat of relegation. I’ve got no respect for Pardew, none at all. Fair enough it’s nigh on impossible for him to say “yeah I’ll be honest, Mike is a fat faakin caant”, but “that ones for Mike”, fuck off man. I’ll never ever respect him, he should fuck off and take Max Clifford’s job. The Europa League is a massive excuse. He thinks ahead Pardew he really does. If we come 5th, 6th or 7th this season, “it’s great to av this magnificent claab and these suppowtuss who I regard as the best in the wewwd, back where they belong plyyin European footboww”. On the other hand if we come 8th, 9th, 10th etc…”weww in saam wise its a massive relief, we aww saw what that Europah League dahn to us the avva season”. Don’t ever be fooled be him, he has excuses ready made for situations that haven’t even happened yet, I’m not even talking about the potential of European football.

People can argue we had a big injury crisis last season.  Was that purely down to the Europa League?  Chelsea have played probably 40 or 50 Champions League games in the last three seasons.  Do they moan about injury crises?  In 2000/2001 we had no Europe and we were so thin because of injuries we were playing with Kevin Gallagher on his own up front at the finish.  As I said Pardew has done well this week, truly magnificent results to be proud of, but what he needs to do is pipe down, and get this club where it should be back in European football.

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